A Hot Dog at the ballpark beats Roast Beef at the Ritz -- Humphrey Bogart
The baseball mania has run its course. It has no future as a professional endeavor. — Cincinnati Gazette editorial, 1879
If a horse won't eat it, I don't want to play on it. — Dick Allen
A Baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings -- Earl Wilson
The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then to pick it up. — Bob Uecker
When you start the game, they don't say "Work ball!" They say "Play ball!" — Willie Stargell
Baseball is like a poker game. No one wants to quit when they're behind, and no one wants you to quit when you're ahead. -- Jackie Robinson
There ain't much to being a ballplayer, if you're a ballplayer. — Honus Wagner
